Uterus: That new underwear looks nice.
Uterus: It'd be a shame if something...
Uterus: ...happened to it.
ancientwing: im literally never going to grow out of pokemon or whatever ill be like 90 and be like yeah generation 15 was the best
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and
nyehs: WHEN YOU ASK YOUR FOLOWERS 2 SEND U ASKS AND THEY DO